MY '57 CHEVY!

I just found a great picture of a '57 Chevy Bel Air Convertable, just like mine! I've been looking for a good picture for quite some time now.

My Chevy had power windows, power brakes (both limited to only 200 original cars) Silver and Red Vinyl seats and a white Vinyl top. I used Vinylex to keep the vinyl seats from cracking and peeling (they were ORIGINAL!) and also used Vinylex to keep the white "ragtop" clean and pliable so I could drop it in the summer! I used the KozaK Auto DryWash Cloth to keep her sparkling clean before every parade! This car was a favorite on the 4th of July!

When I first got her, I ran out of gas on the highway. The gas gauge was stuck on full... but the tank was empty! I could not find the filler cap. It was hidden behind the chrome trim on the left rear fin! Fortunately, a passing motorist remembered where it was!

This is a job for CSI! ... and a cleanup job for KozaK!

OK... this alien stuff is getting out of hand.

This photo was just flashed across the wires on Reuters and CNN... a very "UFO" just crash landed outside a famous New York Senator's home in a wealthy suburb of New York.

I guess no one was around to administer CPR... the poor bugger looks like he's expired. (Bet you didn't know that aliens came with an expiration date!).

Never fear... CSI will solve the mystery, and the Amazing KozaK Auto / UFO DryWash Cloth will make quick work of all the interplanetary grime and grit, without water and without scratching the hull!

No, I haven't been drinking!

Aliens... How smart ARE they really??

OK... this will be a quick blog entry...

Question: If Aliens are soooooo smart... and soooo advanced.... how come they are kidnapping only the dumbest earthlings???

Answer: ??? (This is not a multiple choice question!!!) ____________________ (fill in the blank yourself! Winner gets to ride on the next alien abduction mission to earth.

Second runner up gets a free used KozaK Auto DryWash cloth that was used by one of these aliens to wipe down his spaceship... yes, even aliens need to clean and polish their spacecraft sometimes (without water)!