Aliens... How smart ARE they really??

OK... this will be a quick blog entry...

Question: If Aliens are soooooo smart... and soooo advanced.... how come they are kidnapping only the dumbest earthlings???

Answer: ??? (This is not a multiple choice question!!!) ____________________ (fill in the blank yourself! Winner gets to ride on the next alien abduction mission to earth.

Second runner up gets a free used KozaK Auto DryWash cloth that was used by one of these aliens to wipe down his spaceship... yes, even aliens need to clean and polish their spacecraft sometimes (without water)!