I am so freekin' sick and tired of all the lame n tame rags published here in Singapore pretending to be THE car magazine.
Well, you guys (and girls) living here haven't got a freekin' clue what a REAL car magazine is - you've been deprived all your lives by inane, boring, unimaginative editors feeding you predigested pablum ( hey stupid.. It's like porridge for babies ) that they wanna pass off as the latest and greatest.
They add a few boring photos of some chick they scrounged up, slather makeup on and give her a non- revealing, badly fitting bikini, put her in a set of 6 inch stilettos and shove her in front of some tricked out piece of shit picked to be the cover car of the month.
Never mind the broad doesn't know a stick shift from your dipstick but... You buy it 'cause you're hungry for anything with a vroom vroom and the stench of petrol.
Well, look no further- I just ran into a new magazine that I think has the balls to break the mold in this island ex-colony and piss on the wheels of all the other editors trying to shove that same old crap down our throats. It's refreshing, but Autoi is a bit young yet ( read.. Design still a bit rough) but the content is GOLDEN and promises to really light your jets with dinger hardening reviews of REAL muscle cars from the '60's and '70's, Harley's, real Bad Assed Bad Boys, real good shit..
AUTOi is it's name, and for you freekin' Singapore cheapskates out there, it's only $3.80 a copy. Almost less than a plate of chicken rice with some spare parts thrown in... And you won't wanna wrap fish with it after you open it.
You'll read it, covet it, treasure it, and share it with your true friends and auto aficionados.
Check it out- if if doesn't make your dipstick hard.. Well maybe MediaCorp will send one of their whiny screaming over the hill American Idol first round bimbo losers over to your HDB with one of those famous little blue pills to try to garner your vote.
AUTOi - take a look at it! AND... see them at SAFRA MOTORSPORTS CLUB CARNIVAL FROM 1-4 APRIL. Go to www.autoi.sg for details.
Oh.. And if you happen to pick up a KozaK Auto DryWash Cloth and a bottle of Lexol at the same time.... Very Cool, Bro!!!
Enjoy!
Well, you guys (and girls) living here haven't got a freekin' clue what a REAL car magazine is - you've been deprived all your lives by inane, boring, unimaginative editors feeding you predigested pablum ( hey stupid.. It's like porridge for babies ) that they wanna pass off as the latest and greatest.
They add a few boring photos of some chick they scrounged up, slather makeup on and give her a non- revealing, badly fitting bikini, put her in a set of 6 inch stilettos and shove her in front of some tricked out piece of shit picked to be the cover car of the month.
Never mind the broad doesn't know a stick shift from your dipstick but... You buy it 'cause you're hungry for anything with a vroom vroom and the stench of petrol.
Well, look no further- I just ran into a new magazine that I think has the balls to break the mold in this island ex-colony and piss on the wheels of all the other editors trying to shove that same old crap down our throats. It's refreshing, but Autoi is a bit young yet ( read.. Design still a bit rough) but the content is GOLDEN and promises to really light your jets with dinger hardening reviews of REAL muscle cars from the '60's and '70's, Harley's, real Bad Assed Bad Boys, real good shit..
AUTOi is it's name, and for you freekin' Singapore cheapskates out there, it's only $3.80 a copy. Almost less than a plate of chicken rice with some spare parts thrown in... And you won't wanna wrap fish with it after you open it.
You'll read it, covet it, treasure it, and share it with your true friends and auto aficionados.
Check it out- if if doesn't make your dipstick hard.. Well maybe MediaCorp will send one of their whiny screaming over the hill American Idol first round bimbo losers over to your HDB with one of those famous little blue pills to try to garner your vote.
AUTOi - take a look at it! AND... see them at SAFRA MOTORSPORTS CLUB CARNIVAL FROM 1-4 APRIL. Go to www.autoi.sg for details.
Oh.. And if you happen to pick up a KozaK Auto DryWash Cloth and a bottle of Lexol at the same time.... Very Cool, Bro!!!
Enjoy!
.jpg)
