Wednesday, August 11, 2010

STAMFORD TYRES... GREAT SERVICE!!

The other day I was driving in JB when I punctured the sidewall of my tire. I called John at Stamford Tires and asked his advice as to a suitable replacement. He made several suggestions and suggested that I stop by one of his stores to buy it.

First, let me say that i haven't had to buy a tire in 10 years! So, I really didn't know what to expect! When I drove into their brand new store on Kung Chong Road, I was impressed by how clean it was. (Hey... they even sell KozaK there!!).

I went to the counter, and spoke with Doris who recommended a Falken tire as a suitable replacement. I agreed, and within 15 minutes, the new tire was mounted, my spare put in the trunk, all 4 tires were cleaned and polished and the air pressure was topped up as well.

Then, I asked Doris if she knew a place to get my car washed... she smiled and pointed to her detailing bay.

OK... $12 for what turned out to be the best car wash, vacuum, and all around body scrub my Chevy ever had! The guy doing the work was energetic, enthusiastic, and just extremely professional. He even washed out the insides of my door jambs! The car never looked better...

Great service... extremely fair prices... fantastic staff and a pleasant environment. What more could you ask for?

KozaK, Lexol and Vinylex you say? YUP... they have them!! ha ha..

Seriously... what a great job they do at Stamford Tires... give them your support!

Monday, May 17, 2010

The B7- A prototype, but BEAUTIFUL CAR!







Take a look at this beauty!

Designed by Filip Tejszerski, this is a radical, gorgeous car! Here is his description of the B7:

" State of the Art electronic speed control manages everything from independent hub-motor drive and ABS braking, to adaptive wing angle adjustment. It is a true drive by wire car, with no traditional mechanical drive connections. High tech, light weight, extremely fast and agile - this design pushes the boundaries of on-road vehicle performance, and burns the way for HYBRID TECHNOLOGY."

I want one!

And... I wanna wrap my KozaK around that gorgeous nose... and Lexol her beautiful leather seats!... OK, just fantasizing a bit!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

KOZAK TO THE RESCUE!


On Mother's day, we all went to the Orchard Hotel for brunch... and yes, the food was good la! Gooood and cheeeeep as one of my friends from Jakarta would say!

As we were leaving, parked at the side of the hotel was a black Mercedes 500 sedan. The driver was wiping the car... and I'm not kidding you... with NEWSPAPER! You can imagine what the car looked like.

I couldn't resist... I jumped behind the bell captain's desk and quickly changed into KOZAKASIAMAN! Well, not really.... but I did walk up to the driver and extol the virtues of using the KozaK cloth to clean and polish that beautiful car... without water and without scratching.

To my surprise, he offered to buy one. Fortunately we had a few in our car, and I sold him one on the spot. After opening the KozaK, I gave him a quick demo, and his eyes almost popped out of his head. He took the cloth and polished the car like a madman... but in a few moments, it was really beautiful.

Another happy KozaK Auto DryWash Cloth customer!

Check out our new advertisement in that great new car magazine in Singapore called Autoi, and go over to either Stamford Tyres or AutoBacs to purchase your very own KozaK cloth.

Or, you can buy it online at: http://www.kozakasia.com/ and get it delivered tomorrow.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

SPEED DEMON

My neighbor challanged me to a "wash off"... In other words, I clean my car with KozaK and he uses the old fashioned soap n water method.

The prize- an ice cold six pack of Tiger Beer!

He washed his Lambo, and I washed my VW... About the same size...

I finished in less than 10 minutes and hardly worked up a sweat! Took him almost an hour - and a lot of sweat. My VW looked fantastic - his Lambo looked pretty good also, but he was just amazed at how great a job the KozaK did!

Yup- the beer was awfully good! Oh- he bought 2 KozaK's as well as the six pack! Winning is always a sweet feeling!

Friday, March 26, 2010

MAKE YOUR CAR WORTH $$$THOUSANDS MORE!


In the newspaper today, the headline screams "COE PRICES HIT RECORD HIGH"!!

STOP! What does that mean for you and I who drive a 2-3 year old car that we lovingly (and easily) keep looking brand new with regular use of LEXOL Leather Cleaner and Conditioner, VINYLEX (for our vinyl or half-leather seats, door panels, and dash board) and of course, the famous KOZAK AUTO DRYWASH CLOTH (cleans and polishes your car- no water and no scratching - GUARANTEED!).

That means we have $$$$$ .. an asset.. ... Our gently used car will be worth much more in the resale market.

Why let those bloodsucker car dealers make all the $$$$? It's easy to sell your own used car- especially if it looks like it's still brand new. But first, we have to make it irrisistable!

And- that's where we at ProMedUSA come in. FIRST- and it's really common sense- the first thing a prospective buyer (or that hot young babe or chickie outside Zouk) will see is the exterior of your car. If it's dirty, scratched, dinged, or covered with swirl marks- UGH- thumbs down my friend! You're dead meat even before you begin!

But- it can be easily remedied! First- if your beloved BM or Merc or Subaru or Mazda or Ferrari, or whatever your wheels are is new- START IMMEDIATELY BY USING THE KOZAK AUTO DRY WASH CLOTH instead of those cheap microfibre cloths to clean and polish your car.
Look Einstein - microfibre is P-L-A-S-T-I-C .... Ya get it? You are rubbing the dirt and grime INTO the paint! Of course you'll wind up with swirl marks... Ahh I see a dull glow coming from behind your eyes... The lights are coming on!

Seriously my friend, even though they feel soft, microfibre does not trap the dirt inside the fabric AWAY from your car's paint like the KOZAK does. That crap stays right on the surface of the microfiber cloth, and you are grinding that dirt into yoiur car's paint every time you wipe down your car with those cheap microfiber cloths. YES they are cheap- but come on guys (and ladies)- you spend several year's salary on your automobile. Isn't it worth an extra $20 a year to keep it looking new? That's a lot cheaper than a $200 detailing job to remove all those swirls and scratches caused by that cheap-n- NOT good microfibre cloth, or those dirty cloths used at your local $6 car wash.

Oooops - did I say car wash??? Hmmm.. That's another one of my pet peeves! CAR WASHES... They waste a LOT of water, they scratch your car (honestly- do you think that guy swishing that dirty rag he just dropped on the ground over your baby's acrylic surface gives a rat's ass about your car?), and again EINSTEIN - you listening or you pickin boogers outa your nose - listen up as there's a test later - soap (car washes use the cheapest shit detergent that they can find) and water will gradually dull your paint and remove the wax you so lovingly applied to your car. Think about it! You wash your hands after you wax your car don't you? Soap gets the wax off your hands doesn't it??? DUH....

Ok- the KozaK Cloth is made from the softest American cotton available. It's specially woven, napped and fluffed so it has trillions (Obama likes that number) of fibres that stand up and trap the dirt between them. It's impregnated with a proprietary and patented GREEN chemical that attracts the dirt into the cloth like a magnet and holds it there AWAY from the surface of your car.

That's why, since 1926, tens of millions (sorry Barak but can't use your favorite number here) of people in 48 countries worldwide have used the KozaK to clean and polish their car- no water - no scratching - GUARANTEED!

Used on a dry car, the KozaK cloth will simply and easily remove all the dust, dirt, road grime from your car without water. Your car's finish will gleam! That hot little chickie's head will turn as you drive by... And on a full sized car, the KozaK will last a year!

Ok cheapskates... Here's the scoop.. Less than 50 cents per "dry wash" - YOU save $5.50 each time. That's 2 plates of chicken rice at Whampo bro!!

Alright, ... I'm tired of writing now. More later.. About how to use LEXOL and VINYLEX to keep the inside of your car looking great.

Learn about the KozaK. Go to
www.kozakasia.com and watch the sexiest KozaK babe in Singapore show you how easy it is to keep your car looking brand new.

And that my friends is worth THOUSANDS of $$$$ when you go to sell or trade your car.

Monday, March 22, 2010

A Car Magazine with GUTS!

I am so freekin' sick and tired of all the lame n tame rags published here in Singapore pretending to be THE car magazine.

Well, you guys (and girls) living here haven't got a freekin' clue what a REAL car magazine is - you've been deprived all your lives by inane, boring, unimaginative editors feeding you predigested pablum ( hey stupid.. It's like porridge for babies ) that they wanna pass off as the latest and greatest.

They add a few boring photos of some chick they scrounged up, slather makeup on and give her a non- revealing, badly fitting bikini, put her in a set of 6 inch stilettos and shove her in front of some tricked out piece of shit picked to be the cover car of the month.

Never mind the broad doesn't know a stick shift from your dipstick but... You buy it 'cause you're hungry for anything with a vroom vroom and the stench of petrol.

Well, look no further- I just ran into a new magazine that I think has the balls to break the mold in this island ex-colony and piss on the wheels of all the other editors trying to shove that same old crap down our throats. It's refreshing, but Autoi is a bit young yet ( read.. Design still a bit rough) but the content is GOLDEN and promises to really light your jets with dinger hardening reviews of REAL muscle cars from the '60's and '70's, Harley's, real Bad Assed Bad Boys, real good shit..

AUTOi is it's name, and for you freekin' Singapore cheapskates out there, it's only $3.80 a copy. Almost less than a plate of chicken rice with some spare parts thrown in... And you won't wanna wrap fish with it after you open it.

You'll read it, covet it, treasure it, and share it with your true friends and auto aficionados.

Check it out- if if doesn't make your dipstick hard.. Well maybe MediaCorp will send one of their whiny screaming over the hill American Idol first round bimbo losers over to your HDB with one of those famous little blue pills to try to garner your vote.

AUTOi - take a look at it! AND... see them at SAFRA MOTORSPORTS CLUB CARNIVAL FROM 1-4 APRIL. Go to www.autoi.sg for details.

Oh.. And if you happen to pick up a KozaK Auto DryWash Cloth and a bottle of Lexol at the same time.... Very Cool, Bro!!!

Enjoy!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Make really old leather look like new!

WOW!

I just went to my closet, and took out a pair of my old leather riding pants.. yup.. I used to ride motorcycles!

Anyway, these were really expensive pants that I bought years ago from North Beach Leather.

I haven't looked at them for years... and they were quite dry. I cleaned them first with a soft facecloth and Lexol Leather Cleaner. Then, I applied Lexol Leather Conditioner and let it soak in for about an hour. I wiped them down, and applied another thin coat of Lexol Leather Conditioner.

They look like new!! Amazing!!

Friday, February 5, 2010

LEXOL and LEATHER

I just received a comment on my previous posting from a "Michael" who said:

"Lexol is a great product for low quality plastic like leathers. Things with high gloss and a very sealed texture, but when you are dealing with other leathers such as my old leather couch which had a matter finish the Lexol products completely destroy the leather. Lexol should stay in your garage next to your soap bucket."

Michael. I've used Lexol on many types of leather, including my old motorcycle jackets, belts, shoes, my sofa (see photo below), chairs, handbags, many different types of automobile seats... we sell an enormous amount of Lexol to hotels, auto detail shops, even several furniture manufacturers, and I have NEVER, EVER experienced the problem you're having.

My sofa has a matt finish, as does my motorcycle jacket, and they both look great after using Lexol Leather Cleaner, and Lexol Leather Conditioner. I am at a loss as to why it "destroyed" the leather on your sofa, but from 40 years of using this product, I have never had anything but outstanding results.

For plastics, such as PVC, Imitation Leather, "Half-Leather", Vinyls, I would use Lexol Leather Cleaner first to remove the surface dirt (yes.. it works amazingly well on non-leathers), then use Vinylex to condition the half-leather or PVC and prevent cracking.

Michael, I'd be glad to try to help you figure out what's wrong and what went wrong- please email me and lets work on it together. It is certainly very, very peculiar.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Leather Furniture- Keep it looking great!




Like many people we know, I love good leather furniture.

Some years ago, actually 15 to be precise, my wife and I purchased a large black leather Desede sofa. It's made from incredibly thick steer hide, that is also beautifully soft and supple.

We have used it for 15 years... and I mean used and abused it! Our kids have jumped on it, cats have peed on it, dogs scratched it, friends puked on it... how to take care of it???

Actually, we use Lexol Leather Cleaner to clean it, then condition it with Lexol Leather Conditioner. We do this routinely every month. First I clean with Lexol cleaner, then, while the sofa is still wet, I condition it with a very thin coat of Lexol Leather Conditioner. I let the conditioner sink in for about 20 minutes, wipe off with a clean, soft terry cloth towel and it's done!

It looks great. All of our friends cannot believe that it is 15 years old!

Well, a picture says a thousand words... take a look!