Showing posts with label Kozakasia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kozakasia. Show all posts

Friday, March 26, 2010

MAKE YOUR CAR WORTH $$$THOUSANDS MORE!


In the newspaper today, the headline screams "COE PRICES HIT RECORD HIGH"!!

STOP! What does that mean for you and I who drive a 2-3 year old car that we lovingly (and easily) keep looking brand new with regular use of LEXOL Leather Cleaner and Conditioner, VINYLEX (for our vinyl or half-leather seats, door panels, and dash board) and of course, the famous KOZAK AUTO DRYWASH CLOTH (cleans and polishes your car- no water and no scratching - GUARANTEED!).

That means we have $$$$$ .. an asset.. ... Our gently used car will be worth much more in the resale market.

Why let those bloodsucker car dealers make all the $$$$? It's easy to sell your own used car- especially if it looks like it's still brand new. But first, we have to make it irrisistable!

And- that's where we at ProMedUSA come in. FIRST- and it's really common sense- the first thing a prospective buyer (or that hot young babe or chickie outside Zouk) will see is the exterior of your car. If it's dirty, scratched, dinged, or covered with swirl marks- UGH- thumbs down my friend! You're dead meat even before you begin!

But- it can be easily remedied! First- if your beloved BM or Merc or Subaru or Mazda or Ferrari, or whatever your wheels are is new- START IMMEDIATELY BY USING THE KOZAK AUTO DRY WASH CLOTH instead of those cheap microfibre cloths to clean and polish your car.
Look Einstein - microfibre is P-L-A-S-T-I-C .... Ya get it? You are rubbing the dirt and grime INTO the paint! Of course you'll wind up with swirl marks... Ahh I see a dull glow coming from behind your eyes... The lights are coming on!

Seriously my friend, even though they feel soft, microfibre does not trap the dirt inside the fabric AWAY from your car's paint like the KOZAK does. That crap stays right on the surface of the microfiber cloth, and you are grinding that dirt into yoiur car's paint every time you wipe down your car with those cheap microfiber cloths. YES they are cheap- but come on guys (and ladies)- you spend several year's salary on your automobile. Isn't it worth an extra $20 a year to keep it looking new? That's a lot cheaper than a $200 detailing job to remove all those swirls and scratches caused by that cheap-n- NOT good microfibre cloth, or those dirty cloths used at your local $6 car wash.

Oooops - did I say car wash??? Hmmm.. That's another one of my pet peeves! CAR WASHES... They waste a LOT of water, they scratch your car (honestly- do you think that guy swishing that dirty rag he just dropped on the ground over your baby's acrylic surface gives a rat's ass about your car?), and again EINSTEIN - you listening or you pickin boogers outa your nose - listen up as there's a test later - soap (car washes use the cheapest shit detergent that they can find) and water will gradually dull your paint and remove the wax you so lovingly applied to your car. Think about it! You wash your hands after you wax your car don't you? Soap gets the wax off your hands doesn't it??? DUH....

Ok- the KozaK Cloth is made from the softest American cotton available. It's specially woven, napped and fluffed so it has trillions (Obama likes that number) of fibres that stand up and trap the dirt between them. It's impregnated with a proprietary and patented GREEN chemical that attracts the dirt into the cloth like a magnet and holds it there AWAY from the surface of your car.

That's why, since 1926, tens of millions (sorry Barak but can't use your favorite number here) of people in 48 countries worldwide have used the KozaK to clean and polish their car- no water - no scratching - GUARANTEED!

Used on a dry car, the KozaK cloth will simply and easily remove all the dust, dirt, road grime from your car without water. Your car's finish will gleam! That hot little chickie's head will turn as you drive by... And on a full sized car, the KozaK will last a year!

Ok cheapskates... Here's the scoop.. Less than 50 cents per "dry wash" - YOU save $5.50 each time. That's 2 plates of chicken rice at Whampo bro!!

Alright, ... I'm tired of writing now. More later.. About how to use LEXOL and VINYLEX to keep the inside of your car looking great.

Learn about the KozaK. Go to
www.kozakasia.com and watch the sexiest KozaK babe in Singapore show you how easy it is to keep your car looking brand new.

And that my friends is worth THOUSANDS of $$$$ when you go to sell or trade your car.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Official Motor Cycle of the United States Marine Corps!


Now, this is an improvement over the old bikes they used to use! Ready for anything... IED's, Achmed the Terrorist... this bad assed beauty will top 120mph, guns and rockets blazing away!

Perfect for thpse crowded streets in LA or New York too!

Friday, May 1, 2009

BMW ONE, Kangaroo ZERO!




Just got these pictures from a very good friend (albeit with a warped sense of what is important news).

Apparently a new BMW met up with a kangaroo on the road... the result is not pretty!

Note the before and after photos!

Even a KozaK cannot clean up that mess! UGH!

Monday, September 1, 2008

Some KozaK Auto DryWash Testimonials!

SINGAPORE!!!

We've sold quite a few KozaK cloths in Singapore over the past few weeks, and have received some very nice complements. Many people are just amazed when they see how easy it is to clean and polish their car, without water, without scratching... and in just a few moments.I thought that I would share them with you.

Daniel F. MD from Singapore wrote: "I was very skeptical because I just had my car detailed, but with the first use, I was impressed. It cleaned my black BM 750i perfectly. It removed all the dirt and left my car looking freshly waxed. By not washing as frequently, it should prolong the wax job and save me money."

Michael Wu, a Consultant in Singapore wrote: "It works! I thought it would scratch, but I was amazed when the dirt wiped off my new Suzuki without a scratch! And, easy to do too! Just 5 minutes! Definitely Value for money!"

Bernard Chia, a Salesman in Singapore wrote: "My van was filthy from the rain. KozaK took all of the dirt off and most of the water spots too. No need to wash now! Thank you!"

T. Hartono, an autodealer in Jakarta wrote: "We were using MicroFibre cloths to dust our cars in our showroom, and the cars were getting fine swirly scratches. We had to buff out the cars before delivery. Now, we switched to KozaK Cloths and our showroom cars are not getting scratched any longer! We are saving a lot of money and we are giving one to every customer."

Tan S.Y. a Taxi Driver in Singapore wrote: "My Taxi costs me $5.00 each day to wash. I use KozaK now and only wash it twice a week now. I save $15-$20 per week!"

The KozaK works... and, there is a 10 day UNCONDITIONAL MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. Just try it... if you aren't happy with the results, mail it back to us with the receipt and a self addressed stamped envelope and we'll send you a full refund of your purchase price..(details on www.kozakasia.com). It couldn't be simpler!

The KozaK Auto DryWash Cloth is now available at Stamford Tyres, Autobacs, Groomwerkz, D'Best Respray (at Malayan Motors), TS Automotive and other fine retailers. Also, you can buy it online at www.kozakasia.com and pay with your credit card on our secure payment cart from PayPal.