This is a job for CSI! ... and a cleanup job for KozaK!

OK... this alien stuff is getting out of hand.

This photo was just flashed across the wires on Reuters and CNN... a very "UFO" just crash landed outside a famous New York Senator's home in a wealthy suburb of New York.

I guess no one was around to administer CPR... the poor bugger looks like he's expired. (Bet you didn't know that aliens came with an expiration date!).

Never fear... CSI will solve the mystery, and the Amazing KozaK Auto / UFO DryWash Cloth will make quick work of all the interplanetary grime and grit, without water and without scratching the hull!

No, I haven't been drinking!